HOW SCHOOL BOYS WROTE TO GIRLS IN THE 1980s AND 1990s Read Love Grammar below:

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Time and ability plus double capacity have forced my pen to dance automatically on this Benedict sheet of paper. I hope you’re swimming in the wonderful pool of Mr. Health there. I am also perambulating in the cool breeze of wellness here.
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         T.A.C.G.S
                 P.O. BOX 100 Monrovia 10 Liberia 
                 Daily Dose, New Kru Town, Monrovia, Liberia.
                 21st June 1984

Dear Sweet,

Sweetie pie, the reason why this miraculous thing is happening is that honey, I love you spontaneously, and as I stand horizontally parallel to the wall and vertically perpendicular to the ground now, I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous girl, put together as fantabulous. I implore you to decipher this my anthem of love oozing out from the innermost pendulum of my thoraxial cavity.

Darling, please stop harassing me with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a snake loves a rat.
To me, each day I start by dreaming of you. Each time I see you, my metabolism suddenly halts and my peristalsis goes into reverse gear. My medulla oblongata also ceases functioning.

Crazy, crazy, crazy, you may say, but this is definitely verifiable. If only you knew what was going on in my encephalon, you would prostrate. That’s why I need to see you vis-à-vis soon for a better elucidation through tete-a-tete. No hyperbole or onomatopoeia, just simple candidness.

Only you and I are protagonists in this subtle affair. As I cogitate and ruminate over the last episode, I genuflect before the Omnipotent and implore him to let this affair emulsify.

By the way, I was bamboozled, scintillated, exhilarated, and left in a state of prolonged euphoria by the contents of your missive, which was quite edifying and exalting. It left my biochemistry in a paradise-like equilibrium.

Empirically speaking, I love you chemically… I don’t ever want to see gloom and doom looming over your angle.

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